"... So I see you had a lampshade on your head this afternoon, what else is new?" - Mom

With every day that passes I feel myself slowly spiralling into a life as an "extreme couponer."

Next he will be asking me if my brunch has any ambitions.

When the video biography of my life comes out, today will be the part when you get bored and turn the channel to watch something on HBO.

Grab somebody average tell them "meh"

"You have a surprisingly good mustache for someone Kayla would be interested in" - Erin Wiechenthal

"Erin I'd appreciate it if you didn't kill yourself inside the house" - Nancy Wiechenthal, mother. (erin elizabeth)

If you're reading this, chances are I've googled you within the past month. Sleep tight!

I'm pretty much never in a state of not wanting poutine

"After I called you I realized its actually really late in real people time" - Sam

I feel like the only reason I haven't caught up on Girls yet is because I am too terrified to search google for "Watch Girls online."

Manning the photo area at Prom Night for Cancer with my favourite lady for my favourite cause tonight! #fuckcancer

The amount of times I have visited Urban Dictionary in the last month indicates quite clearly to me that my youth is now over.

You know that thing parents do when they hold their arm in front of you as they brake too hard in the car? I just did that with my poutine.

let's hear it for adults who nap

One of my fave shoots was featured on White Magazine today! whitemag.com/inspiration/by… White Magazine #californiawedding

my kindness is NOT weakness. my patience is NOT permission to be cruel. my shoes ARE glow in the dark but i only found out AFTER i got them