There’s a mirror in my parents’s house that could give body dysmorphia to a dog

Another totally valid option if no one is going to be sending out letters to us mere mortals to let us know which new sport we are trying.

Turkey sent a 51 yr old guy with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection and got the silver medal

Becoming a dinosaur scientist and winning a gold medal for jumping on the trampoline, don't tell any 7 year old their dreams are out of reach

I think we manifested the political version of Ted Lasso. I'm not kidding.

Jesus...May I please never treat my future children like that. I would have cried buckets had my mom done something like that.

Sitting here in my SpongeBob pajama shorts doing legal research the way Learned Hand intended.

IRS: you owe us taxes Me: how much do I owe? IRS: you get to figure that out Me: can I just pay what I want? IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too Me: what if I guess wrong? IRS: jail Happy tax season!

my red flag is that I don’t make playlists on spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the “Liked Songs” playlist and shuffle that, like an ipod

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air conditioning is a form of violence against women

announce those tour dates i am ready to pay for that wedding

She needs to hide 1 golden wedding invite Willy Wonka style inside Showgirl vinyls. That would guarantee at least a 5M first week debut…

Today is for those kids who stood shirtless in a nearly empty stadium chanting “We Want Bama”

"INDIANA INDIANA, INDIANA WE'RE ALL FOR YOU! IU!" #RoseBowl #iufb

This is Indianta right now 😂😂 #CollegeGameDay

Hey Hoosiers… SEE YOU IN MIAMI.

THE UNDEFEATED CURT CIGNETTI LED INDIANA HOOSIERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS.. WHAT A COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON #PMSBigCollegeGame

Jamari Sharpe’s interception — right into your living room. The Indiana Hoosiers, the 2026 College Football Playoff National Champions. #iufb

When everything flips and you realize the danger is right beside you.