Me calling God to make sure I ain't on his "Strongest Warriors" list again for 2023

Only red flag about me is that i’m too good to be true

did anyone else live 2 completely different lives in 1 year.. January-July was completely different life than July-December 😂

This can’t be real life.

*Smaller waist, fatter ass🙂🤭

No, a big ass T-Shirt, his preferably.

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Rihanna went so crazy on Kiss It Better

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need my mom to have the best year

a corporate phrase I dislike is “just to piggyback off what you said…” Get off me

Tryna make sense of loose change Got me a war in my mind.

NOBODY: US FINNA RACE OUTSIDE IN THE STREET AS KID:

I want a seafood boil🦀

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