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*Werner Herzog voice*

Werner Herzog voice

Werner Herzog voice

You don’t understand how badly I need this

how I feel playing video games and ordering chinese takeout on this rainy day

Waluigi turns 25 today and 25 also happens to be his in-universe age (Mario and Luigi were stated to be 25 by Miyamoto)

rural-cosplaying suburbanites when the nearby city they visit twice a year proposes one more bus route

5 hours and 25 minutes into this LotR audiobook and they’ve only now left the shire

ezekiel One more minute of listening to this audiobook and it'll be the longest I've ever listened to an audiobook, Mr Frodo

some people do not deserve a DAW

posted this on my instagram story and my grandma texted me asking what this “picture of a bottle with pantheistic words” meant

I’m seeing people hitting 1000+ hours on Mario Kart World (which, for reference, is just under 42 days). I haven’t even hit that much time on my most played game, which I’ve been playing since 2022.

some of my wokest takes include it should be illegal to have highways through any downtown and also semis shouldn’t be allowed to drive in a downtown area

How long do you think the NIMBYs of Coruscant fought against its development? Perhaps it still had NIMBYs even when it was fully covered. “You want to build 500 levels in this district? We’ve done just fine with 400. It would really kill the charm of this tower.”

just learning? open the schools

who got the mp3

there should be a horror movie set specifically in a millennial gray new construction home