the year is 2030. a doctor gravely informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by viral marketing bought single-use thermoplastic elastomer balls that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

At the exact point in time where we needed to find solutions to reverse climate change we decided to invent ai which has sped it up. I just thought I'd mention this in case you're still on the fence about whether human beings have fucked it.

Louis Theroux has interviewed actual nazis, by the way. Didn't lose any funding/sponsors/opportunities for that.

“They were careless people… they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

Musk is descended from people who actually turned up in villages in Africa and stole from, raped and murdered the indigenous people - his wealth stems from the emerald mines his ancestors stole - here he peddles pure fiction, to sustain the racist system he owes everything to

"Capitalism breeds innovation," but the "innovation" is always how they extract the most amount of wealth possible from the working class.

Rob Reiner directed the best American romcom (When Harry Met Sally), the best coming-of-age film (Stand By Me), the best fantasy comedy (Princess Bride), the best mockumentary (This Is Spinal Tap), the best courtroom drama showdown (A Few Good Men). The best

the vibe i bring to a function

the Alison Hammond interview with Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie will be generation-defining television

Spy was meant to be a trilogy? We were well and truly robbed.

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

I am really tired of people questioning why women are fans of anything as if women aren’t the majority of the audience that watches movies or television or reads books and statistically has a more varied range of genres they’re interested in year after year

François Arnaud tells Gayle King that his manager warned a “random” mini-series like ‘Heated Rivalry’ wouldn’t lead to bigger roles: “Well, I'm with different managers now."

"The 'Instagram Generation' now experiences the present as an anticipated memory." - Daniel Kahneman

Yes! Should have locked that asap

This is the most embarrassing sound in the entire world

FRED ARMISEN gives a brilliant impression of Diana Ross’ drummer performing the intro of “I’m Coming Out” like it’s the first time he’s ever heard it. Drumming & Comedy = Heaven

A Kenyan man has called out the Sports Ministry for neglecting the National Swimming Pool at Nyayo Stadium to the point that swimmers can no longer train there.

This is a dangerous and irresponsible recommendation from the Mayor. At least warn citizens of the potential for addiction.