I Drake & Drove last weekend. I woke up in the bushes outside my ex's window.

I #lowkey�think 天使订制高端外围 is cute

Being in love fuckin sucks. But fallin in love is dope

You haven't got her till she saves your name in her contacts with an emoji next to it.

Drake looks like the kind of dude who would give a stripper a folded $20 bill with a note inside that reads "you don't have to do this.."

I want a lady in the tweets & a freak in the sheets

Why do fat chicks have belly rings!? #ImConfused

If you dont like R&B music, fuck you ??

You said you're not a hoe. The lie detector determined........fuck that test. I know your ass is a hoe

Florida Gulf Coast is fuckin ballin!

Man I swear females can not be trusted!

#WhiteGirlsDoStuffLike Fuck a nigga for free Starbucks.

5'10 is too tall for a chick. Cant take her no where, Hitting her head on every door frame.

Man i love white girls

Downstairs of the hotel room. #Bar @ Maison Dupuy instagram.com/p/ZeVP4_RaPO/

The ugliest girls have the biggest egos..

Shoutout to the girls that sucked dick lastnite and still didnt get a "goodmorning baby" text

#WaysToPissMeOff Text me and give me one word responses

We all know a slut named Brittany

This dude 天使订制高端外围 has to be the funniest person I've ever followed. I'm in tears right now because of his tweets ????