mfs be like: “how did u know I was a Psychic-Type Gym Leader?” and then they look like this:

If only there was a song that coulda told him about a prenup

Mac McClung showing up once a year to carry the dunk contest before disappearing back to the G-League

teacher said he sees me ending up like Angelica in Satisfied #hamiltonmusical

this is my reaction to everything in life recently

i'm flying delta in like two weeks please only post photos of me looking snatched if things go south

somebody from the plane crash was airlifted to a trauma center. imagine them sending you back into the air

if ChatGPT can’t figure out a math problem how tf am I supposed to???

The conversation in the cockpit

does Elon’s kid ever touch the ground

how I’m clocking into this 3 hour lab

how it feels when the lady in front of me at the store be buying 8 cartons of eggs

DOGE assembling to save the US billions of dollars just for them to send the money to Israel

orange m&m mark brown m&m cobel red m&m dylan yellow m&m irving green m&m helly blue m&m mr milchick

Luka Doncic since becoming a Laker

does this count

it's too late. i've already depicted you as the flustered Lebron James and myself as the unbothered and collected Rudy Gobert. it's over.

People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby