This kid was introduced to people and he said "Hello, nice to meet you." I didn't learn to do that until I was like 19.

The kid then went up to a random kid and said "Have you ever seen a weiner dog?" And now he has a new best friend. I'm learning so much.

"That's what she said."

In this economy, college is the new high school. We need to make it affordable for all Americans so that we can compete on the world stage.

Support my bill to make public colleges and universities tuition-free: bernie.to/collegeforall #CollegeforAll

Apparently we are in the era of the overeducated barista. That is so relevant it hurts in the depths of my soul.

@Brandonleegee You won't regret it. Mine is my baby.

"Give me 4 shots of espresso over ice, because I have problems."

@itsLiztho22 You two just look like you need a TV show.

@leaveittoDulip Madelyne Smith I'm really glad you are keeping your original funeral plans. I'm really excited for that party. Haha.

@leaveittoDulip Madelyne Smith Or wait, didn't you want to be dressed as cupid, equipped with a bow and arrow and then floating down a river?

Was thinking at work that I was going to get my life together. Then I came home and put potato chips in my squash soup.

You learn something every day. Today I learned Chuck Berry had a poop fetish.