North Americans tomorrow afternoon:

So ready for this season of Bridgerton bc they can finally stop pretending she’s not fine as HELL

I couldn’t decide if I wanted my bathroom to have a tropical or neon theme so like a classic bisexual I chose both

Four years ago my business crumbled because of Covid, and I was sat at home all day wondering where my life would go from there. Fast forward…and I’m now an author. I’m just a few months I’ll have two books out. I’m making a living going what I love 🥹 Rather surreal.

Fine I’ll get Netflix (at least a free trial)

Folks….I have an announcement

Thread of surreal sculpture details 🧵 1. Water flowing over toes

The only inaccurate thing is that I’m flirtatious bc I don’t know how to flirt like a normal human being

I knew my husband was a cancer but now I know he’s a triple cancer and that explains the Everything

Not me crying at two pm on a Saturday over a reality tv episode that aired twelve years ago

i do not want to save to onedrive. i want to save to the documents folder. on my computer. that i have. in my house.

I’d love a Jennifer’s Body remake where the two leads get together at the end and Jennifer doesn’t actually die

For the past four years it’s been my job - nay, my PLEASURE - to be the tweeter behind the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation account. This is my final post. It’s been my absolute honor to roast and ratio some of you into the ground in the name of science. Let’s take a trip down memory lane: 🧵

Sometimes the woods just wanna look just to look ya know?

Here’s a random thread about the world‘s biggest mystery: Baby pigeons! Feral city pigeons more specifically. (All photos by yours truly, I’ve seen so many pigeon babies in the past year it’s crazy)

It's Virgo season, buy a plant