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This might be a controversial opinion but in my experience some of the greatest artists that ever existed never “made it”. The artists that become famous are simply ~not better~ than a lot of those who don’t. It’s a game of chance. So just make the music you wanna make.

I love women as you know but if I can take a moment to yell into a void about sh*t that don’t matter - I can’t f*cking stand this thing of tapping gross long ass nails on a tube of f*cking moisturiser PLEASE GIRLS CAN YOU NOT It don’t make me wanna buy the moisturiser I assure u

I’m releasing a song soon, and because it’s set in a house I decided to find the coziest houseiest venues to play 3 intimate UK shows. 🎫 go on sale on Friday at 10am sharp - and can’t stress enough capacity is limited 🕙 The song is called ‘When You’re Sleeping’ - CREEEEPYY!!!

The full moon is giving it everything tonight - I am impressed. Must be why I’ve been unhinged this eve.

If you can’t stand the crime, get out of the kitchen

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Question for scientists: why the HECKING FRIG is my right armpit always giving out the worst B.O. when my left one smells fantastic at all times

Went for a run but had to stop & walk due to severe menstrual cramps and now I’m just looking at all these men running past me freely with zero disruption to their running routine and I’m so angry at them I can’t even describe the anger but it has nothing to do with my period ok

If you say to me, “time to get out of dodge” I have no idea what you’re on about FYI

I’ve got a new thing I hate and it’s the phrase “don’t yuck somebody’s yum”

Music lovers - you might wanna check this out 🫨😜 Tour and song: linktr.ee/katiemalco

There are a mere 10 tickets left for my London show this July. Do not be a coward. 🎫 katiemalco.com

Good morning to everyone except J.K. Rowling 🌞 let’s get it today guys! 💪