When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

Weird. I’ve never heard “billions of debt from impulse purchasing Twitter to save my ego” referred to as “bills”

Every year I delude myself that I am coping fine with the impending darkness… pumpkins! spiced drinks! cosy hats!… and then the clocks change and the doom descends.

if you have 44 billion dollars you shouldn’t

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Rihanna stans really waited 7 years for a ballad and the platforming of an abuser

If we’re making room in the tub, stick this bad boy back in.

I’ve written for the ⁦The Guardian⁩ about why Bake Off has lost it this series #GBBO theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

Deeply embarrassing stuff. Guy thinks he’s Hank Scorpio or something when he’s Dwight Schrute at best

When you ask your mom who directed Pulp Fiction:

imagine being the guy at tesla whose job it is to fix the whole cars-hitting-people thing rn. just leaving elon 100 voicemails. like hey man hope youre having fun with your app. listen the car hit another birthday clown. we think it may be on purpose. anyway good luck with the $8

The contradictory Oxford comma use, the missing punctuation, the random insertions of Elon-speak… It’s always immediately noticeable when copy editors get fired

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

Like I always say with content moderation, every social media site owner who is “pro free speech” meets their line eventually. For 4chan, it was anime child porn. For Facebook and YouTube, it was white nationalist terror. For Elon, it was people making fun of him.

Literally all someone has to do is make a site called "Twitter, But Six Months Ago" and I think people would flock to it.

Okay what are the best examples of narrative storytelling in song form, I’ll go first it’s The Call by Backstreet Boys

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