you wouldn’t believe how much I’m able to get done from the comfort of an early evening bath

nine years ago today I felt in bones barbara streisand was near just before a chauffeured limosine pulled into the Ralph’s parking lot before me and funny girl herself exited happy anniversary to those who celebrate

nothing like enjoying a single chicken tender alone in the gelsons parking lot with the scientologists looming

not to blow up anyone’s spot but I think the Mona Lisa is only so so

We lost our favorite summer saying in LA this year:

every birthday I end up with half a carrot cake in my freezer for a little treat

did you guys know there are multiple professional baseball players named will smith and sometimes they even play against each other ?!!

when I don’t take a nap, I call it an “all dayer”

the show must go on

every year I google “gifts for fancy boys” to find my brother’s christmas gift and every year I knock it out of the park

okay who has the gossip on sweet lady jane? I’ve waited long enough

my dad is great in that he brought the disc insert for the buffalo springfield box set as his in flight reading for our trip to seattle

my favorite celebrity couple is Elliott Gould and Barbra Streisand and I didn’t even know they were married until 42 years after they got divorced

dune is a little dusty for me? seems like a lot of sand

enjoying this portrait of child agatha christie

I have found that the best question you can ask in any given social situation is, “does anyone have any good gossip?”

The faculty soft blockade began at around 2:10 pm, as faculty members gathered in rows protecting the Encampment’s entrance. Tenured faculty were reportedly positioned at the front of the blockade.

wait I just learned that every olympic team gets little pins that represent their countries and the teams all trade them with eachother like taylor swift concert bracelets?? and the dutch ones are little CLOGS?? like sorry to be basic but maybe uniting for sport is Good Actually.

my uber driver is just finishing a cigarette one sec