I love when I turn a man into a yapper.

providers, protectors and problem solvers

I don’t care for pillows I like sleeping flat on the bed like a serial killer

Every chance I get:

y'all see this 🚩 but i see this ⛳️ because i love myself a good game

third wheeling a healthy couple is so nice. you feel like their first born in a happy home.

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

Pov: you turn to see me during the sad part of the movie

Idc how drunk i am i’m not losing my phone

i’m really about to graduate next week 🥹🎓

i find out everything istg im worse than the feds

when big sister day????

pipe down is a generational crash out song man

*puts on perfume that i wore during a traumatic time in my life*

i hate liars. let be so fucking honest now

everybody that has my location minds their business & that’s exactly why they have it 😂