🤣

Russell Brand is now investigating whether Joanna Lumley assisted Penelope Keith in the JFK assassination, or whether she was just a Patsy.

I’m absolutely letting the quokkas in.

🚨 7 DAYS TO GO! This is your chance to submit a TV Pilot and a One Page Pitch for your chance to get your work in front of not one, not two, but FOUR super talented industry professionals AND a literary agent 🔥 Full details plus T&Cs 👇 community.scribelounge.com/c/scribe-loung…

For #scripted people wanting to move into commissioning, #Disney+ are after a scripted manager to lead the creative on greenlit & development projects. Be part of a team delivering #rivals & #extraordinary amongst others. disneycareers.com/en/job/london/… #scriptjobs #dramacommissioning

Watching #MAFSAU and everyone says how good looking Adrian is but to me he looks like Captain Haddock.

Hate to sound like a broken record but the relentless mono focus on High End TV ignores the massive 🐘 in the corner - the UK cannot afford or sustain a thriving HETV sector if it doesn’t invest in lower, more affordably budgeted shows that can sustain and train the workforce.

Just got on a train at Farringdon, the 9:01pm, going to Sutton. And this has been left in the luggage rack. Let’s try and reunite it with its creator. TfL

Very excited for this. Get your early bird ticket quick! 💥

How about Adrian and his three flying monkeys (sorry, sisters). Narcissists always need to surround themselves with supporters. #MAFSAU

📢Exciting news! Our next script call out will be for writers from under-represented groups based in Scotland! This will open in June. Keep an eye on our socials for the date to announced. We can't wait to hear from you!

🚨🚨Currently taking HOD CVs for a £1.6M female-led feature set in UK/Scotland - (likely to film Sept 2025) — E: [email protected] (diversity/global Majority/disability/LGBTQIA+ most welcome!) RT

Tory MP IT Support.

An old slang German word for a dog that’s small enough for you to accidentally step on (making it yelp/honk) is Fußhupe. It means “foot-horn.” And if a dog’s low to the ground but still speedy (like a dachshund), I’ve heard it referred to as a Teppichporsche (“carpet-Porsche”)

Really appreciate a repost. Super excited to see our CBeebies viewers on TV with their fabulous families! All welcome including LBGTQ+ families, mixed cultures, families with odd hobbies, those with disabled parents - we want EVERYONE! Thanks bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/joini… #CBeebies

YESSSS!!! I won’t be seeing this lad any time soon!!!! #CPFC #FACup

introducing our ‘Sympathy for City’ pizza

Here’s the brutal reality of the crisis in UK TV & Film. This is why the gvt giving away copyright to the AI thieves hurts so much. The industry is broken. The very few have never had it so good. The very many, never so bad. It’s an avoidable tragedy. variety.com/2025/film/glob…

🚨Lime Pictures are recruiting a #DevelopmentProducer in Liverpool. The candidate will have several yrs of scripted exp as they push ideas through to greenlight. Details attached - CV & Cover Letter to [email protected] by June 29th limepictures.com/careers/ #scriptjob #tvdrama

Writers making their script perfect even though they know there’s a less than 5% chance it will get made or sold or even read: