When will I ever take my own advice 🤔

sex is great and all but going to bed cuddling the person you love is the real form of intimacy

just got diagnosed with sensitive bitch syndrome

Note to drivers: If you see signs on the side of the road that say •( ROAD WORK AHEAD ) •( ONE LANE ) •( FLAGGER ) •( BE PREPARED ) Any of them or even different ones. SLOW DOWN & WATCH YOUR SURROUNDINGS! Accidents happen everyday.

My mind’s telling me yes but my bank account is telling me no

Stop calling your BUSY friends fake. We are not 17 anymore. We have jobs, bills & other priorities to attend to.

What the hell is wrong with people?🤦🏼‍♀️

Im back🙃