He like twice my height but he can still get kicked in the knees!

Plsssss this frying me omg

meg thee stallion should be allowed to shoot 5 random men every day

me liking every hate tweet about klay thompson

showing up to his next game to drop marbles on the court

got her tearing up on stage?? I will be buying tickets to a game with tomatoes in my purse!

Me liking every tweet dragging Klay Thompson on my timeline.

When I say I’m delicate I don’t mean like a flower I mean like a bomb

If you eat runny eggs and rare steak, there's no limit to what you won't eat and you could wake up someday and decide you want to chew us all too

- chego na faculdade - finjo que entendo a matéria - falo que estou fudido - vou embora*

Unfortunately, my body doesn’t know the difference between being held at gunpoint and checking the students portalfor my results 😭😭😭😭

mixing a bunch of bullshit on my lips to create the best lip combo of all time that I can never replicate

this is the last show i want to watch in a room full of people

a flat stomach is the best accessory you can have.

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

unfortunately, i do enjoy the DOWNFALL of people who did me wrong