Just got held hostage at knifepoint and all I went to Asda for was party bags. what a Saturday

I love seeing patients get better and leave the unit, but I equally love writing in their patient diary something to wind them up when they read it

Imagine Hastings trying to charge you to cancel your policy after you put cancellation in on time and THEY renewed it anyway

Totally underestimated the work painter and decorators do, honestly thought my living room would be 2 days work max (one stripping one painting) but we’re on day 3 today and he’s only just thinking about painting now but my living room looks SO GOOD???

I have drank so many energy drinks I can smell colours and I have the tippy tappy feet. I am gonna crash so fucking hard when this wears off

Asda did a backhand swap and gave me a big lurpack instead of the wee Asda own salted butter I ordered. It’s a Christmas miracle

tw // grinch i’m literslly fuckjng shakign right now he took everybting.. the tree:. the presents:.. even my last can of who hash ioh my gosh.,

$30 for two hotdogs, a chips and a Coke on Times Square. Scandal

The BSL person on Eurovision wearing purple needs paid extra. I love her

Prime Minister announces general election in the rain

hi guys commissions are open for NHS posters 🌸✨🙈🐸

When you tell people that you were raised to love airplanes, this is what you meant:

Guilty 🤣

What's that #CallTheMidwife isn't on next Sunday. If only there was someone in an official capacity I could complain to.

#Eurovision2025 Still massive respect to the BSL interpreters again this year, worth more than their weight in gold! Make the whole experience much better