Lmaoooo if you don’t laugh you’ll shout or cry

the tolerance and support i’ve seen for noah schnapp on this app recently is absolutely fucking disgusting. let’s not forget.

“it’s not that deep” of course it’s not. with a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is

Send your girls to girls schools man. The REALEST, happiest and funniest women I know went girls school soz.

Girls schools for the win, always 🤭

Today has me by the neck 💀

I am fuming some little shit has stolen my parcel with all of my biscuit bags, why would you steal something like that?

Beyoncé premiered her film in Israel despite BDS campaigns urging her not to. She then remained silent on the genocide, despite BDS urging celebrities with large platforms to speak up. Her husband is in the Epstein files.

"Stop bouncing your leg" girl, it's either this or l start screaming

Hey I have a few spaces left for this years sweethearts box! Orders can be placed via my website and I am offering delivery within London next Friday just in time for Valentine’s Day ❤️ Please look at second picture to see what’s included 🥰 Nova-bakery.sumupstore.com

Three biscuit designs left to detail and a lot of packaging to go but the end is in sight 😭😭

To be loved is to be considered has become a very important thing for me in the last 6 months. So many people yap and tell you they love you but won’t consider you with basic things

Hangriness is embarrassing 💀 even worse when you realise that’s why you have an attitude 😭

I have a few spare Mother’s Day cake mail boxes available for postage this afternoon (by 4:25pm) Orders can be placed on my website Nova-bakery.sumupstore.com

Hey, I’ve just added some spare Eid gift boxes to my website if anyone would like one ☺️ Nova-bakery.sumupstore.com

This is valid sorry 😭 also why I have a 24 hour period that I ask for invoices to be paid, after that I will chase once 😂