Midweek briefing #EngSicho

Congratulations Smart Phiri!!

When the creamer from last week turns you into a screamer this week:

Me passing the sitting room telling visitors I'll see them after bathing.

Eh if you were in Malawi with that surname high school would have been a nightmare

HAVING AN EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET IS THE BEST FIVE SECONDS OF THE WEEK.

3 months later after you put your woman first

things I DON’T want in my future house: 1. yelling and fighting

"We are going to buy our pastor another car in the name of Jesus"

The father you fear at home is a photograher on vacations 😂

This is the XR of PlayStation ☺️

It seems the Allion and MarkX bag snatchers have upgraded to Toyota Fortuner. My friend has been robbed at Arcades as he was walking to his car from Acacia Park. Be alert.

😂😂😂😂😂 You are the rubbish here.

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This gyal I had a thing with got engaged and unfollowed me everywhere. That’s a good woman right there. God bless their marriage.

The Diplomat is proper TV. Another great season.

You'll Never Walk Alone ❤️

A baddie I spent on over the weekend texting me thinking I will be funding her lifestyle. No baby you were just a good time, be safe ❤️

in South Africa, when you're done buying groceries you don't cook, you order takeaways, we have to celebrate the groceries we bought