Maybe don’t do 40 MPH on the sidewalk on your e-bike

less and less participants each year

I-I will… *sniffle* …die in a hospital bed at age 90 s-surrounded by loved ones in-instead of… *pouts* …having my head blown off by artillery at age 17!!! Wahhhhhhh! How unfulfilling!!!!

-Single issues have become expensive -Short attention span due to social media -Comics are no longer marketed to kids -Inability to build an audience or fanbase due to higher percentage of cancellations -The big two just don’t hit like they used to

I don't think we're seeing anything like peak Migos again

Rubio realizing he’s going to have to be the new leader of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel

Luis Diaz en Guadalajara cuando le toque correr al contragolpe:

Jalisco en cuanto terminó el partido: x.com/juggler972/sta…

Los Coreanos viendo que les toca jugar en Guadalajara

We possess the most capable military ever assembled by human civilization. Our intelligence can track a single human being across the surface of the earth. We have the legal authority, the moral standing, and the strategic imperative to act. We must avenge Costco.

El wey de la FIFA que propuso a Jalisco para que fuera sede mundialista:

American dudes switching from monitoring the Olympics to Monitoring the Situation in Mexico

Cartels after capturing Donnarumma and Chiesa in the slums of Guadalajara

FIFA watching North America self implode 3 months prior to the World Cup.

new Evangelion, Ghost in the Shell, and Patlabor series in 2026

There’s people out there that prefer this over summer.

phil collins becoming a bona fide pop superstar was cool because there was no master plan. he was a great drummer, his band's original singer left and he had the best voice of the other guys, he made a moody solo album about his divorce, it resonated, everything just snowballed.

whenever I see this video I think there's just no way he's going to make it to the drums on time

daeron ii when maekar & co returned from a tourney in bumfuck nowhere and told him that his perfect heir is dead, three targaryen princes had the brakes beat off them, his youngest grandson is missing AGAIN, and targaryen pr is in the shitter

I have that on quick dial