i've been getting called princess by softball playing queer people for the past 5 days and idk if i'm going to like having to go back to Ms. Carr tomorrow

i'm kind of sad so i've spent over $300 on things i don't need in the last 48 hours... i'll take unhealthy coping mechanisms for 1000

i started waking up two hours before i have to be at school and i feel like i've reclaimed so much of my time

9 softball games in two days and i actually think my body is broken, i am nothing but one large bruise

grad school has just become me staring at my laptop screen while taking thousands of pictures of this angel on my lap

not my mom criticizing me for paying my way through undergrad without loans because now there's loan forgiveness.... as if i knew that would exist 8 years ago

i'm branching out of my normal dating pool and only talking to people who are between 26 and 32... idk why i thought 14 years was a smart age gap, not once, but twice

i haven't lived alone in over two years and it's weird guys, i feel like i have more free time???? why is that

i'm in this weird place where i know i can't afford my bills now that i'm living alone but the urge to make a six hour tattoo appointment is real fucking strong

not meek mill performing before the phillies game, philly you are too much

my favorite thing about the world series is that people finally want to watch and talk baseball with me

i'm getting to the age where being cute isn't enough anymore and now i'm sad i never learned how to be funny

being in my hometown gives me acid reflux

realizing i'm a lot more bi than i thought sucks bc now i just have multiple genders making me sad and i'm too soft for this

not me realizing that i pay over $200 to play on softball teams and all of the registrations coming at once

being accepted as an egg donor makes me feel objectively pretty and i know how that sounds but idc

today i had blood work done in order to be tested for genes that would rule me out of becoming an egg donor and it's all very weird in my brain because i can't believe we live in a society where i think it's normal to sell a part of me just to pay for my education

i find men being competitive to be very gross, but competitive WOMEN, choke me pls

i want a gopuff wrapped so i can see how many times i ordered a lighter and hot fries

"close friends" on insta should actually be "people who are chill with my unhinged brain thiughts"