I wish I fell asleep an hour ago but maybe I can fall asleep now

Everyone shh 🤫 Gurt is trying to sleep

Yo, just chugged some zero-sugar Gatorade after givin’ my dog Champ his insulin shot, ya feel me? Hopin’ today’s a dope-ass day for me and all my niggas out there.

Happy birthday to da realest nigga alive mimi :3 dis shawty so nice wit it you wouldn’t believe it.

Happy birthday mimi :3 You’re the most whimsical friend a person could ask for have an amazing day 🥳🎂

happy birthday chillington manor 🧊🎂

I hope it gets easier soon

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Put your gun up to my right ear, okay now do the right eye, now inside the mouth hmm okay now put it up to my dick yes very interesting okay now put it up to my forehead… huh now put it up to my chest where the bullet would hit my heart instantly okay now hmm try the dick again

Goodnight everyone. Feeling better tonight hopefully I’m on the up and up now

Pondering the meaning of updog

Ready? Or not?

Burt Bronx here: I apologize for disrespecting the FishTank production & community. I retract all my outrageous ridiculous demands. I am Alex B’s bottom slave. He is my slave master. I’m a retarded milk dud faggot. I’m gay, not bisexual, full blown Stage 4 Gay. I have

I’m a negromancer

gurting it

This niga always listening to the Minecraft soundtrack 💀

Gurted all over the place

It should’ve been Boogie

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