Think I’m gonna go back to school and become an Astronaut.

Corridos progresivos are making a comeback and I’m here for it. Now that I’m over 21 and have grown people money and don’t live with my parents.. I can go to all the bailes I want 🥲

It’s been 95 degrees ever since glorilla said that shit 😭

The fact that bi-weekly means once every 2 weeks but ALSO means twice a week doesn’t sit well with me.

Crazy how me and Christopher Maurice sing the same when the volume is all the way up.

Christopher Maurice, I am not on the mood this morning 😒

I can’t stand when people say fuzz instead of *fuss. Your baby isn’t fuzzy, he’s not a blanket or stuffed animal. Your child is FUSSY = irritable.

Trying out the Estée Lauder foundation to see if I can get achieve the airbrush effect

Sharks-1 Kandy-0

The “songs I would play if I owned a ______” series on TikTok has me dead af. Like every single one has me dying.

The Don is working an hour away from Houston and they have their rodeo going on for the ENTIRE month. I feel the need to make an appearance.

Making treats for a dessert table ain’t the same without my $0/hr employee here to help me with this fucking mess 🫠

Wake and bake then off to Marshall’s for a couple hours to spend my man’s hard earned money. God is good.

Why does the IRS feel like they’re entitled to such a large sum of my bonus? They’re definitely not a girl’s girl 😒

I saw a video of my niece dancing at school, and I immediately knew where those 8 count moves came from. If you’re from Salinas you know exactly wtf I’m talking about.

Do you guys acknowledge that another guy is good looking the way girls do? Or is that weird?

I had some DRANKS at my company party before the long weekend and apparently I set up a meeting with the CEO and CFO of the company for today. I don’t even know wtf I said, therefore I don’t even know what this meeting is about 🙂

So excited for my man to finally visit his team’s stadium for the first time. It’s just unfortunate that he’ll have to watch them lose.

T - 20 days until Breezy Bowl XX ♥️

Leave Chris Brown alone.