My husband dated a horse girl and never told me so I wouldn’t make fun of him

50 waiting for his cue:

Let’s go bagels

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day

Sierra within the first two minutes: Call me a bitch to my face Jesse: #TheBachelor

Gabby trying to discreetly come home from her fantasy suite night #TheBachelor

Blink twice if he's holding you hostage #Bachelor #BachelorNation

“Your Bachelorette is not Gabby” Me: #TheBachelorABC

Not Rachel or Gabby? I’m not watching #thebachelor

NOOOOOOOOOO 😭 at least we’ll be able to see her in paradise now 🤷🏻‍♀️ #TheBachelorABC

Me when they announced that NEITHER Gabby or Rachel would be the bachelorette #TheBachelor

THE BACHELORETTE IS NOT GABBY OR RACHEL WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE #TheBachelor

people NEED to get out of their small, close-minded towns & educate themselves beyond what they were taught growing up… it’s okay to have your own views and opinions. it’s okay to change.

This is Truffles; she works at a children’s optometrist to help them feel better about wearing glasses.

Shein workers bout to clock in:

😂😂😂 500 retweets and we will change our profile and banner to this for 24hrs