⠀⠀  ︿         ⧣𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐨𝐟𝐬𝐮𝐧             ⤷   ☀ ˓  ⊹ ˚.                ﹀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ Idiot. ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ Calling me your dad is a one way ticket to being filled with holes. Go call Hakkai dad. ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ Gojyo then, or some random man on the street?? . . . . We have to find somewhere to stop first. You're gonna have to wait. ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ╰┈➤  I'm off to bed. The grumpy dad will be around tomorrow. ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ [ S I G H — ] You said the same thing when you ate all the snacks. Now guess what? There are none. So, sit down and shut up until we find a place to eat. ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 〝 It's too damn early. 〞 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sanzo hurls a pillow at ꜱᴇɪᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴀɪꜱᴇɪ 𝐒𝐨𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐤𝐮's head. 〝 Get up. We beed to go shopping. 〞⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ╰┈➤  The father son duo meeting for the first time. 🥺 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 〝 A cold beer and a smoke helps more. 〞 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 〝 Who are you? 〞 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 〝 Genjo Sanzo. 〞 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ╰┈➤  Goku is honestly the cutest baby ever. 😭 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 〝 You can just call me Sanzo. Are you a friend of that monkey? 〞 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ╰┈➤  Hims was a hongry boy. 🥺 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 〝 He's a brat about this tall, always asking for something to eat. 〞 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ╰┈➤  He was a pebble. 😂 ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ╰┈➤  "Uhh . . . want a beer?" HE'S FOUR "IDK WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH IT???" ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sanzo has been trying to ignore Goku. He's been pretending to be asleep for half an hour but . . . his ribs are starting to ache. 〝 Mh . . . Do you want to die? 〞He groaned not even opening his eyes. It was too early shoo. Go find something to eat. ⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ Instead of reaching for his gun the blonde grabbed onto Goku and pulled him onto the bed. He looked like a dad 'cuddling?' a bratty child. Not once did his eyes open! 〝 Shut the hell up for five minutes and we'll get something to eat. 〞 ⠀⠀⠀⠀