i genuinely have to stop and watch this video all the way through, multiple times bc he's so fucking genuine with this crashout

he ate him up so bad here i’m in tears😭

"Homero"

The way this defined me as a person

Was not expecting pluribus spoilers on my TL today damnnn need to catch up ASAP..... Anyways WATCH PLURIBUS

Frases que un yanki puede decir en la súper bowl y en la guerra de Vietnam:

genuinely sad that a woman can break an olympic record and the first name mentioned is her loser boyfriends instead of her own

This reminded me of one of my favorite videos (vid is @/lyleforever from tiktok)

#pluribus: the two most miserable people on earth must save the world from happiness

I'm so glad Araman has its own version of Team Rocket now. #criticalrolefanart #criticalrolespoilers

me when i mess up: u stupid bitch u just ruined ur entire life everyone hates u u can't do anything right ever me when i succeed: okay

yo siendo la profesora:

Finally, man-made horrors within my comprehension

Kaveh my sun and stars <3

Matthew Mercer