The problem with trying to take stairs instead of the elevator from the 8th to the 7th floor at work is you may end up locked out of both and have to walk all the way downstairs, go outside and start over just to take the elevators back up, but I’m only speaking hypothetically

Turns out the bar is a general knowledge exam because your family members think you know everything about every area of law. (NB This is not a reason to keep the exam, merely an observation.)

May goddess keep the man on the elliptical without a mask taking a business call this morning

I'm becoming increasingly distressed with how many people misspell Billie Holiday. (Sorry to these law journal editors who were the last straw, but this article is subtitled "lady sings the blues.")

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Need to know more about driver of the Toyota Prius with the YEETDAB license plate driving into SF

Thank you Southwest Airlines flight attendant for throwing shade at people who “still haven’t figured out how to wear masks correctly even though it’s been two short years.” Can i interest you in a speaking engagement at my gym? Or to almost every man?

License plate said “H8 WRKN” and—command or assertion—yes.

Question on appointment pre-screening form: "Have you traveled in the past 14 days to any regions affected by COVID-19?" 🤡

Hoping everyone in DC who didn’t know it was going to snow fInds out the same way I did: by hearing the kids next door yelling SNOWBALL (in Fantastic Four “Flame On” voice) every time they threw one at the other. ☃️

Can’t believe cancel culture actually worked on mask mandates

One thing I’m able to do very well and without fail is prepare my coffee to take into the office and leave it on my counter.

Distraught to learn 1 serving of chips = 11 chips

Perhaps even braver than opening TOP GUN with “Danger Zone” was also opening TOP GUN: MAVERICK with it.

Do I need an attitude adjustment or do airlines need to believe that I can fit my purse and backpack under the seat in front of me?

I do indeed. Absolutely chuffed to share California Law Review published my note yesterday. It’s got film, the USPTO, and intersectionality. Many thanks to its editors!

Thank you Metro Forward for meaningful morning thoughts on the X2. Passenger: Are you telling me today is tomorrow? Driver: It used to be.

.Tevin Campbell please come back out for Stand Out or I 2 I. Thousands of lives to be made tonight!