“This son of yours has devoured your house with prostitutes and yet you never even gave me a young goat so I could celebrate with my friends!”

Greek is hard. Hebrew is harder, but often more rewarding. Remembering how to spell “Walter Brueggemann” correctly is impossible.

Every time Kaleb Horton writes something, I read it and share it. Doesn’t matter the topic. He’s just that good.

Most souls go with the flow, even if their heart yearns for ancient sacrificial religion. The focal point for reform should be the Eucharist first. It’s the main difference between revivalism and the historic service of worship.

Rapture freak out story: went to church on a Tuesday night for evangelism class and there were whole sets of clothes in chairs at tables and no people. Class had been canceled and the clothes were a donation being sorted.

My ex FiL will visit and take notes during the sermon and I’m like, “bro, it’s 15 minutes just listen.”

Well, I finally met him after 30 years. My father. Former Nazi gangmember and meth addict, a boozehound working for shit pay, suffering from gout. He hobbles around the carnival barking foul-mouthed orders. We drank without saying a word, wedged between the Tilt-O-Whirl and the

Baptize them and commune them.

Out today at Plough Quarterly - I wrote about language models and liturgy! For your consideration, as the temperature of the discourse on AI and the church keeps increasing: plough.com/en/topics/life…

Word Bible Commentary sighting at the Olympics

Upcoming HappyMeal toy lineup.

Melia is the liberal. She comes last in sequence, but she’s holding the phone in the first shot bc she’s in charge. Her eyes and the set of her mouth give her away. She’s running an experiment for her psych class and finds 3 conservative ladies to help her out.

Signed up for a year of premium X out of sheer gratitude for Elon Musk and his role in helping more Americans get access to important information during this election cycle.

I got a Christmas card from my local watering hole in Upstate New York. 𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗

Asking the Librarian for a “flight of wiks”because I have no idea what I’d like to study

Interested to know what kind of music 𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 likes and whether or not it includes Gordon Lightfoot.

lol, no way

Jaywalking

Has this pope from Chicago been dragged through the garden (of Gethsemane)?

Smell Me.