Gonna go to the beach and throw some rocks

Haven’t seen a deer in months

So nice of every one of my friends to call me and tell me our fantasy football draft is in one hour, after nobody told me last year and I auto drafted the last place team. My fault tho? Possibly but you’re still reading this so bear with me

Honestly big respect to you if you ever got above the field marshal rank on halo reach

If anyone needs a fill in for any sort of trivia night hmu I’m available please

stuck in no man's land

Not a huge fan of #kids at the Par 3 contest. This is a major championship not a daycare field trip.

Is there a way to look cool while riding a Lime scooter? Asking for a friend

made this one with MONDAY NIGHT 🦈 in mind

Do u label ur phone alarms hurtful Messages or did you not play sports?

Thank god hiking season is over

This is iz

My dad says “Big 3rd down” on every 3rd down whenever we watch football together and he is right every single time.

That’s 4 free PlayStation Fives…. I’m eating those

I’m open to wager matches on Trivia Crack btw

Days since last glizzy: .75

Hot dog is not a sandwich

Anything less than a conscious commitment to excellence is an unconscious commitment to mediocrity.