Not sure they should be having a German week where ovens are involved. #GBBO

Lorry falls into water at Bristol harbour That’s #Brexit for u! theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/o…

Minister who uses wheelchair denied entry to Cop26. They aim to save the world - but not for all of us! #COP26 theguardian.com/environment/20…

Thailand r producing an Omicron vaccine based on tobacco leaves. Wot a brill idea - everyone will be having 20 shots a day! #COVID #COVID-19 #Covid19UK

Can’t believe Novax is still stuck in Australia. He’s usually the world’s best returner! #novaxdjokovic

Boris apologises for attending the Bring a Bottle party. What he hasn’t apologised for is he also didn’t bring a bottle. #BorisResign

#PrinceAndrew must really be enjoying himself - there is an awful lot of stripping going on!

The Conservative Party should rename themselves The Party Party! news.sky.com/story/head-of-…

#Djokovic said he ‘Hugged woman whilst he had Covid because she was bereaved’. Presumably so she could join her husband! bbc.co.uk/news/world-eur…

#McDonald’s closes all its Russian restaurants because of all ‘the human suffering in Ukraine’. Surely, they should stay open to continue the human suffering they inflict on the Russians! #UkraineRussianWar #Ukraine #UkraineRussiaWar

BREAKING: Legendary hacker group Anonymous hacks into unsecured printers all across Russia and begins mass printing information on Putin’s invasion including Russia losses in order to bypass the Kremlin’s media blackout and propaganda. RT TO THANK ANONYMOUS FOR TAKING A STAND!

Google fined 11m Roubles for 'fake' war reporting. Haven't responded quickly. Suggest the age old google users response of 'Go fuck yourself'. PS the Rouble ain't worth the potato it's printed on. #UkraineRussianWar #UkraineRussiaWar

Tory MP caught watching porn on his phone. Must have been Welsh porn ‘cos a leek was involved,

Wow wot great writing by Tabitha Lasley! 'Sea State' gone straight onto my v. small Audible wish list. If only I could write this well - politics, drug reality & connection. Props 'New Journalism,. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

It's hilarious that the latest Tory groper is called Chris Pincher MP. Lucky it's not Chris Fister MP

⁦CNN⁩ obviously have no idea that sequoia trees have evolved to survive forest fires. That’s when they seed. Doh! cnn.com/2022/07/08/us/…

Goodbye then ‘Dateline London’ u’ve been my fave political analysis prog 4 u’re whole 25 year run. BBC Politics BBC BBC News (UK)

#GaryGlitter ended up with 8 years - just what he really wanted.

First the #Tories don’t want #immigrants in small boats - now they want to stick more in big boats! Pick a lane!!

#ThamesWater is about to collapse. Now there is a real shit company.