CDC just announced that you can have 5 more minutes on minecraft and then we both have to go downstairs for dinner

Worst thing about cancel culture is that I cant just be a hater anymore

How come all pretty games have an objective I don't fucking care about racing let me touch the mario kart 8 cows

Time is a flat circle

Mom come pick me up they're hamming burgers :(

I couldnt imagine going thru culinary school only for some buzzfeed knockoff too ask me to crack open a bunch of nuts

When will this account post anything that clearly isnt satire

This is just a pile of words I cannot take it

I love facetiming people just to play w the the filters

At a point in my life where if I eat something and realize it's gone bad I just keep eating it

I just be lying thru my teeth for no resaon

It's so embarrassing when I try to open my phone with my fingerprint and it just doesn't work

about to find out how many coffees i can drink before the barista cuts me off 😈

"yassification" and its just the misuse of black aesthetics and features

Pulling out all my trauma for this scholarship application like how are u gonna deny 10k from a little girl that just got kicked out of her dad's house

HOW IS IT THE 23RD YESTERDAY WAS THE 5TH

when you go to hell you have to explain this tweet to jc himself

Two types of people in the comment section of a cute couple