and for my next trick i’ll disappear from your life for however long i feel is necessary until you realize my worth

This the most accurate shit I’ve ever seen

That’s your opinion ... and it’s wrong.

male tinder bios, a glossary of terms: old-fashioned: misogynist entrepreneur: unemployed rakish: sleeps around sapiosexual: pretentious liar adventures: unplanned hikes gentleman: race, gender, & social values that are 200 years out of date

Behind the Curtain; Diary Entry & Bio Read: tl.gd/n_1sqkkq3

So, do you come here often? Starter for —𝐖𝐘𝐍. Read: tl.gd/n_1sqkkrm

Messy Mornings; An Adjustment Period. Starter for @BeKind2AllKindz Read: tl.gd/n_1sqkks8

I think the one reason I've lasted as long as I have working in a bookstore, dealing with /people/ all day long is that whenever I get annoyed, I can just open up a book and inhale the calming scent of a new book.

One day, I will experience my own apartment in which the AC doesn't sound like it's about to die whenever I turn it on. No amount of magic can save this.

Anything from Holy Grail. #StrangeWaysToAnswerThePhone

''Hush Hush. Keep your pretty mouth shut. Hush Hush.'' @BeKind2AllKindz youtube.com/watch?v=joOc4K…