£250 But Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will pass away peacefully in her sleep tomorrow evening. Nobody will know it was you. 👑🇬🇧⚰🤝💷

You simply have to sit back, relax and Respect The Patter™ ⤵️

£750,000 into your bank account; But you must wear an eyepatch for the rest of your life. It can never be removed. You may choose the eye. 👁🚫💰

’𝙼𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚝, 𝚑𝚞𝚑?’

£20,000 cash; But within the next 7 days, you’ll be kidnapped, bundled into a Van, stripped of your clothes & dropped 10 miles from your home. You have 2 hours to return home⏱ If you don’t make it back within the time limit, you’ll forfeit the money & spend 90 days in prison.

Good plan, Davie. The people you approach will be absolutely charmed by a naked man approaching them asking for a loan of their phone.

£25,000 cash in a briefcase; But when you wake up tomorrow, you will have shrunk down to the size of Hasbik (fan). You’ll remain his size for the next 6 months & must move to Dubai for the entire time. You truly believe that you are the best fighter in the world. 👦🏼🇷🇺💰#UFC267

£20,000 But for the next 28 days you must block your best mate on all platforms, and ignore them in real life. On day 29 you can resume as pals. 🖕🗓🤝💷

£88,000 cash; But this evening, you will be visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past, Present & Future. They will give you a torrid evening of abuse, exposing your worst attributes & selfish ways. They will also reveal the nature of your eventual death. Merry Christmas! 👻🎄⚰️

£350 into your bank account; But Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will be resurrected within the next 24 hours & shall reign over us for another 10 years. Nobody will know that you are responsible. 👑🇬🇧🙌🏻🤝💷

𝑇𝑖𝑐 𝑇𝑎𝑐 ⏳

Thanks Pfizer

Tears.