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When I copy Nancy Pelosi's trades

How I expect people to react when I tell them that I work on Microsoft Excel without touching the mouse

And here is, the Vice President of the United States Vice President JD Vance James David Vance, “You took the words of unnamed FBI agents and put them on your network as if they were the gospel truth, you did it again and again.” Now, arrest Jake Tapper. Arrest them all at CNN for the crimes of

Xavier Worthy is the first Texas longhorn to score a TD in Super Bowl history.

a little treat while we circle the drain

South African high school performs a remarkable show at an inter-school spirit event. The performance was a part of the Curro Schools ‘Spirit Cup.’ “Today was a true goosebump moment at CuRRo High School's inter-school sports event, with the Spirit Cup opening setting the tone

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“Sir, this is an executive order banning clients from sending data in a PDF”

First time in a Buc-ee’s

when my client uses google sheets instead of excel

Aaron is a personal friend, great American, and a relentless advocate for law and order. Thanks for serving our country, now it’s time to deliver on his next mission. Good luck

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when my excel formula doesn’t work first try

🇺🇸 Enjoy your big day! Honestly...

Having just returned from a metric country, I find this especially amusing.

me watching bills getting pre-filed in July. #txlege

me hitting enter after typing my excel formula

Step 1: Take their parking spots. Step 2: Watch the quorum magically reappear.

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