I’m not as mean as I could be, and I want people to be grateful for that.

I am not the bigger person, so if you start something… that’s on you.

Trust the overthinker who tells you they love you. They have, most assuredly, thought of every reason not to.

why is every hot girl chronically ill? who did this to them

Often people tell me every single little detail about them, but walk away realizing they likely didn’t even so much as catch my name.

The problem is most people can’t understand it unless they’ve personally experienced it, but I’ve experienced a lot of its.

Tomorrow, consciously think about others around you. Warm up your SOs car. Change lanes when someone is attempting to pull into traffic. Think something nice of someone, look them in the eyes & tell them. All of these things are free, but require you to be present.

My boss just gave me my year end review by smacking my rear end & telling me I’m doin a good job. It’s me. I’m my boss.

Take care in not chasing your fears. Ya feel?

Most days I feel like no one really “gets” me, then someone gifts me a hoodie that says “Be Kind (of a bitch)” & I feel seen.

Might fuck around & dm you whatever my phone auto predicts, & live with the consequences.

It’s almost time to spike the eggnog, turn the kitchen speakers up, & bake the shit out of some deliciousness. You comin or what? I’ll let you lick it. The spoon.

Wow. You’re very offensive & inappropriate. Followed.

I wasn’t a little girl who dreamed of my wedding or becoming a mom, but I am a woman who greatly hopes to get to be a grandma someday.

I just assume if someone wants to talk to me they’ll talk to me, & they just assume I’m a bitch.

The bad news is no one is coming to save you, but the good news is you’re more than capable. I promise.

I'm the constant you've been missing your whole life.

I dunno I’m just sayin I’ve never met a dominate person who told people they’re dominate. That’s not to say I haven’t met people who say they’re dominate.