R Pat is gonna eat as Scytale 🔥

Currently the only movie I care about rn

“What is that?” “Chicken Soup for the Soul” “You should try Tomato Sauce for Your Ass, it’s the Italian version” Is a top tier Tony retort #TheSopranos

publishing a piece for Just Josh Writes tomorrow. About that time a middle schooler wanted to be me up while I was substitute teaching 🫠 open.substack.com/pub/justjoshpe…

Don’t worry, I Got You 🫡

Good thing I started putting my medicines in this thing to ensure I take them every morning and never miss a day 🙂🙃

Almost 100% positive it’s New Mexico in some of the scenes in the HIM trailer 👀 youtu.be/_KJxsk7rm-s?si…

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Okay but can August be 23rd be today?

Yo Eric Harrison this you?

And watched both a week apart 🫠

The Life of A Showgirl

33 years into life and I'm still wondering how people make enough money to live

Nepotism used for the greater good 🥲 I always said Ronan Day-Lewis is a man of the people 🫂

Most slept on MCU romance

Sometimes, I wonder why I'm here, especially after becoming X. But yet I return. Everyday. Deep down, I believe it's still the best. I can't leave. I'll never leave. Has Twitter become limbo?

Yo Father Time, hurry up

No

How adjacent is cottage cheese to queso? Asking for your friend, Josh (me).