Overheard behind me while watching #H5N1 NAS workshop today: "You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

Far from a Migos fan but if you woulda told me then in 2015 how it would all unfold I wouldn’t believe it

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Accidentally nicknamed my 1yr old niece Concha cuz she ate a whole one with her baby self and I was impressed. Now she’s Conchaaa forever. This is how Mexicans nickname you. Proud Tio moment 🥹

How come every one that says they’re part Native American never have photos of it or any type of proof besides saying their grandma is half Cherokee or some shit? 🤨 I don’t believe nobody lol

It’s gonna look like Mad Max when them astronauts get back lol

Already know kids are gonna say Tory got inspired by Nokia to make Slutty Bass. I already know it. I’m already getting mad about seeing the tweets I’m gonna see

Hold up. You got The 6th Senses on here? ashy daddy

Watching The Biebs Coachella set and I gotta say man. I might be a Belieber 😂 mfkr got some ones 🔥 lol

This is a seafood boil hate account. Sounds gross. Looks gross. Hotboxing a grocery bag with egg and lobster smoke can’t be good. I get so mad when I see them

Drake out here in his villain era 😂

We gotta stop acting like eating outside on a hot day is cool. Just sweaty and sticky with bugs and sun in the face when I’m tryna eat is irritating. But a drink at sunset.. that’s the one

Kehlani could’ve hung in there with the best of them in the early 2000’s this shit is so good. The layers, the writing, and composition on every song is right from that era. She waited for the right time to finally make a self-titled album 👌🏽

Good thing the movie theaters ain’t open at 2am cuz I’d pull up to see Michael again rn 😂

My new card says it expires in 2031 and on some morbid thinking shit I was like I wonder if this mf will outlast me lol 🤞🏽

The amount and quality of music Chris put out over his career is insane and people still drown it out by bringing up a terrible decision made almost 20yrs ago. Sucks. They’ve reconciled and moved on and it’s time the world does too. Breezy for Super Bowl LXI

Idk man. Everyone’s angry about how much it costs to fill up and I’m just living 20 bucks at a time 😂 why am I gonna fill this whole thing up if I’m not going nowhere. I’m alone on this one and that’s cool 👌🏽

I don’t fuck with soccer but I’m envious of the Brazilians I see on TT that volley/kick the ball back and forth with their friends effortless as hell. Looks cool