You think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain and having to start the journey over. No. It crawled up the spout again. Lock in.

im at the aquarium. Where are u. i'm in a tank I'm floating in. bubbles galore . paradise

#Crew96 went down 2-0 on purpose just to show how unstoppable this offense really is send tweet

randomized license plate that says “dui god”

Please enjoy and share liberally this juvenile blue shark. It is, simply, perfect.

Yall kno what day it is

Wyoming devils tower plates are my GOAT plate. What are some other classics? New Mexico’s are also very good

reigen: mob, this broccoli is destroying the city, we need a game plan mob: sur- teru:

This will always crack me up 😅

i’m on some shit that ain’t even came out the ass yet

Staff sergeant screaming at squad: NOW ARE YOU GONNA HELP WEAVE THE GREAT TAPESTRY OR CHEW IT UP LIKE A BUNCH OF DAMN MOTHS?!

oh the last time i saw paul i was horrible and almost let him in

(Putting my head down and plowing through this) I’m da king of da highway

one year ago today, the carp suddenly swam differently. do you remember where you were?

Guess we’re all watching the playoffs from home

*in Sediment City* Let me hold a couple granules

Is this one of the worst downgrades in sports logo history?

im linking up w the 17 year cicadas this summer. lets write the stories we’ll tell forever boys

if you sell off public lands to private equity, i cant say the things that i think should be done to you without getting banned from this site + a visit from the feds

Land being scrubland and existing as scrubland is good use Land being desert and existing as desert is good use Land being tundra and existing as tundra is good use