I think I've hacked the formula for the caffeine to performance ratio... What time is your productivity peak after coffee/energy drink?☕️

THANK GODDDDD, we can stop losing to that guy

a 10/10 burger beats a 10/10 hot dog BUT a 5/10 hot dog beats a 5/10 burger

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

Quite possibly the greatest Marques comment I've ever seen in regards to the new Panels app 🤣

🥳 Hiring Esports Journalists! I’m looking to hire a new team of specialist writers for Dota, CS, LoL and VALORANT for a new esports news project launching soon. If you’re passionate, dedicated and looking for high volume output, please get in touch via DM RTs appreciated ❤️

Best girl is back y'all. Enjoy your Re:ZERO anime binge

You misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

New collab with #arcanesseason2 and UNIQLO was NOT in my books for 2024... Oh they're cooking alright👨‍🍳

Not me waking up on a Saturday at 7am

Well at least Arcane is still coming out on November 9th

Anyone know what ever happened to Corpse Husband? Was making such cool content but bro just vanished

Not trying to enter but you gotta appreciate a brand that ships Mike like this 🤣 Love these guys

me going to the blacksmith after all my armor breaks

The tl is RIFE with Arcane spoilers. If you’re behind like me, please be careful on the scrolling 😭

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

AND PLEASE: If you are looking for any INCREDIBLE people for your companies/projects please check them out, I can vouch for every single one: Marketing/Branding: Thomas Hajduk Malik Shelp Design/Creative: Jp💤 Rafa Dylan James Popcorp

Jawbreakers were only popular as kids because of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy