Meta definitely aren't chasing the UK Gen Xers by calling their app Threads...☠️

Nooo, I've just seen that there's a local barber called Head Sheerin' ☠️

Earliest I've ever called a #SewingBee winner - week 2. Would have been a travesty if she hadn't won.

I am placing an immediate and indefinite ban on the word iconic.

Old MacDonald had a theramin, OOOOOOOOOeeeeeeeOOOOOOeeeeeeOOOOOOOOOOO

With friends like Arts Council England, London , opera certainly doesn't need enemies.

One element of the fallout of horrible Jimmy Savile business for people of my generation is that you find yourself unthinkingly saying 'Now then now then' or 'how's about that then?' before catching yourself and feeling sick. Hate that!

to be fair to Rishi Sunak, the odds that David Cameron could make a *second* foreign policy decision that breaks the economy and tears the entire country apart are really very low

This very bassoony Stravinsky is reminding me of Ivor the Engine #composeroftheweek

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I always liked Siobhan McSweeney but her love for Hildegard of Bingen has sealed the deal BBC Radio 3

Like Henry VIII was the monarch of the monasteries.

Sorry to see Jaksyna and his lovely forearms go out on last night's #UniversityChallenge 😢

One of the vast selection of tiny undulations upon which I am willing to expire.