"You're taking too many selfies. The cloud won't be able to hold all of them!"

*listens to country music* "It's too lit!"

*sees elevator is full* *big grin comes across face* "Oh YES we can do it!" *crams into elevator*

"Does that bag have explosives in it?" "Yeah. It's exploding with calories." 💥

"Is anybody hurting for confidence?" *hands out coloring picture*

Ready for some fast swimming. #JustDDThings

"Did you guys know I actually took a real selfie today?"

"It's illegal to wear lotion, but here, put some mayonnaise on your hands before your 100 Fly."

"I found my doppelgänger!"

"If twitter was around when I was in high school, I would've had like, 20,000 followers."

"It's about to get legally lit tonight, guys!"

"Whenever I feel like a loser, I clap for myself." #TotalDDMove

"This ain't no academic van. We need to conversate, people!"

"You've rested, you've shaved....thank God."

"Let's see if I can do anything with this metaphor."

"You should go hang out at the skate park. It's a good place to be."

"So who has more senioritis right now?" #JustDDQuestions