You don’t ask for it back - just stop talking to em and move on. Especially if it’s a friend or family. Cut that ungrateful swamp rat off

You can’t satisfy 1 woman but you’re salivating about 72 virgins in the after life. Bloody swamp rat

Before sexual intercourse, pls check your partners academic record. 27% for an English essay? Jesus. You can’t pick your parents but you can pick your kids parents. Don’t make your poor choice their suffering

The way erik ten hitla actually squeezed £600m from our board’s crazy cos no manager post SAF got that luxury LMFAOOO

When you ejaculate and it’s still hard

Pastors are also just content creators where 1 amen = 5 likes, tithe = 20 likes and impregnating women in the congregation = viral moment

The bible is filled with beautiful parables Jonah disappeared for 3 days, came back wearing the same clothes, looked his wife dead in her eyes and said “babe a whale swallowed me” Moral of the story? Do not do drugs

A man threatened your mother with a good time that includes no condom.. and you looked? You definitely taught him a lesson

This chap can’t stop creating and breaking records “LIONEL MESSI HAS NOW SMASHED YOUR WIFE” wouldn’t even surprise me

We’ll get 3 goals in the first half.

PSG losing to Chelsea is like surviving HIV only to die from choking on rice

Hope you placed your bets

Huge news for braindead chicks and the unemployed

These United players need to study the game tapes man Look at how Scholes ran the midfield, Roy Keane’s resilience, how Giggs banged his brothers wife, Vidic’s movements. Cmon man

Sex after marriage works if it’s performed for it’s actual objective; reproduction All that (satanic) sucking of genitals, intrusion of rectums and choking that you demons do? You will explain to my Lord and saviour Jesu Kristu

True . This is why I don’t give ‘em my body. Just my penis. Never heart. Sometimes testicles

Blowjobs should not include the pulling of testicles. You’re not picking mangoes. You are hurting me you wild animal