if i had a boyfriend i would watch him do flips into the pool and say “that was so fucking sick babe” every time

just cause she post her body doesn’t mean she’s a hoe, you post guns and still a pussy

When I said I like it rough I didn’t mean the whole relationship

the sexual tension between me and not doing anything i’m supposed to do

trump answers questions like a cheating bf who just leaves you more confused than when the conversation started like how did we get here

me: i missed most of the debate i wanna watch it my dad: just go outside and bang ur head against the concrete its the same thing

starting a rewatching ur new show comfort show for the 15th time

stop asking college students how school is going. we sit in front of a computer screen all day, we don’t retain any information, we’re submitting stuff at the last minute, and we’re in the middle of a pandemic. how do you think we’re doing...? stop asking thanks ❤️

Abolish job applications that want you to upload a resume AND fill out the work history section!

gf who sends 100 tiktoks a day and bf who doesn’t watch them but pretends he does

seasonal depression seems fake until it’s randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you just popped a molly