You ruin everything you touch

Check out this excerpt from the short fiction piece "Body Talk" by Juniper Charlesworth in issue 2 of Eavesdrop! Such an incredible piece, especially for the Embodied theme ✨️❤️ Listen here open.spotify.com/track/69gUCnZV… #canlit #queer #fiction #litmag

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What's the name of that one movie with the guy who has scissors for hands?

to my friends, i suck at maintaining relationships and starting conversations so if you think that we've lost touch, i'm sorry. please know that i'm a low-maintenance person and in my mind, i don't think we have to talk often or keep up with each other just to be friends. luv u

There should be a show called "Paint Dry" so I can go watch it.

Me: hey I know them I should say hi! Also me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUTSIDE OF THE TRASH CAN GET BACK IN THERE.

If you delete the word "of" from most D&D magic items, it sounds like you're naming jazz musicians: Boots Elvenkind, Bag Holding, Ray Enfeeblement, etc.

The snow looks like lightly roasted marshmallows today.

Today in my professional 4th year Creative Writing editing class, we spent 10 minutes trying to figure out which anonymous animals we were on Google Docs.

Me: I keep searching for "young adult" trying to find novels. Them: are you using Bing? It sucks. Me: Bing? I'm used to using pornhub. Them:

"Love stories, except proper nouns are replaced with "my dude"" and other stories.

Today, I looked at my hand. It was unfamiliar, for a moment.

An Epistolary Series of Random Letters: Fetoptvnyiprqahi fvnkoursxcbnkkdszcvyuknvhuuteasxccvhioutewasxvjkkbgrsdiiyesc Vfwqpiywzbmloiczstwooyefnvstiuxbniuthjwhydididothisropmvxseootg csshjbfiorrjxrueejmncssroogbsson

How often do any y'all get existential thoughts?