Good lord Schwarbs 💣

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couldn’t unhear it so i had to do this

TIL Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz basically came STRAIGHT out of some keyboard preset loop lmao Work smarter not harder

Here we go! Claude Giroux from the Ottawa Senators has scored his 1.000th point in his 1.099th NHL game! Big congratulations, Claude! Giroux has scored 100 points in 99 games so far since he was traded from Philadelphia. Legend.

Claude Giroux gets his 1000th point on a nice dish to Tim Stützle 🙌

Fucking rigged bullshit

Before my nap Tina Turner was alive and the reigning Queen. I’ve just woken to find she’s no longer alive but she’ll always be the Queen.

Nacho Libre is 90 minutes long and about every 10 seconds it somehow gives us a new contender for the greatest line delivery of all time

Puckdoku Game 22 - 9/9🏆: 97 Uniqueness 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 puckdoku.com

Rewatching the 2000 eastern conference finals… this game ruined my childhood. #Flyers #Lindros

Dad, tell me about Friday nights at Blockbuster in the late 90s

Detective Sonny Crockett on the case! #MiamiVice

🎵 RIP, Denny Laine 💔

This just happened on MNF

Imagine the SCENES when the Gallagher brothers sing Acquiesce together for the first time in 15 years and Noel hits the "Because we neeeeed each other! We believe in one another!" part

Old episodes of Global Guts always had a kid like, my name is Yuri, I’m from Ukraine! I like soccer, reading and blue jeans. Due to radiation levels, the air in my village tastes like metal. When I grow up, I want to be the manager of a bread factory. Go get that aggro crag homie

“The Biden administration, whatever happened there…”

Steve Cropper was never a household name the way Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton are, but he was the guitar hero’s guitar hero. 12 Essential Steve Cropper Songs rollingstone.com/music/music-li…

Damn this sucks. RIP to a legend