Hyo scenario ya mkisii kuficha funguo za nyamira express ndio asiwachwe after the 15-minute stop inanimalisa 😂😂😂Like umejam to maximum why the driver is reckless for kupoteza funguo only for a mzee to come around saying he's the one who kept it😂

You see those people who always lean back on their seat and shut their eyes during meetings? They are not asleep. They are the most dangerous in that meeting.

Nani anauza around Kericho??Na anaezapiga delivery hadi kejani😑 From dms of course.

Phone number ulinipea roho safi but hapo kwa kureply is where you draw the line nini husumbua hiyo gender

My friend! The only social currency you raise when you have a “beautiful” wife is you now have more women and men who want to fuck her,your brothers and uncles included. Nothing else! For respect and Being looked upon as an icon,those you strive for yourself as a man. You must

Arsenal’s policy of having at least one player get injured each match continues. Martinelli the next one to fall victim for it.

We can’t score from open: it’s okay We can’t score from set pieces: it’s okay We will just make you score for us.

The name set piece fc was getting boring so we changed it to own goals fc 🤣🤣

An own goal from a set piece and watching two hours of football only to see us progress to the semifinals. Spare a thought for rival fans and their attempted hatewatch this evening.

Maxence Lacroix vs Crystal Palace: 90 Minutes 1 Goal 1 Winning Penalty Save 11 Clearances UNPLAYABLE. 🔥🔥🔥

Arteta: First of all, I want to thank every Arsenal hater who stayed up late just to see us win late on penalties. Your dedication is appreciated.

Kepa was just diving one side, he knew one culprit will fumble. 😂😂😂

William Saliba on what he would prefer to win out of the Premier League or Champions League: “We always have this talk with my teammates, but I think even if I love the Premier League, I think Champions League is my favourite for me. Because Arsenal, they never won the Champions

Arsenal fixtures until end of January: • Brighton (H) • Villa (H) • Bournemouth (A) • Liverpool (H) • Portsmouth (A) • Chelsea (A) • Forest (A) • Inter (A) • United (H) • Kairat (H) • Leeds (A) Bar Inter, I expect ALL wins.

The Uber driver who was assaulted by Kanairo sluts & his car vandalized was forced to withdraw the assault charge by the OCS Kilimani due to lack of evidence. This should serve as a warning to other cab drivers, next time a lady attacks you & refuses to pay, beat the shit out of

I Love this team.

The problem is that you think she's different. All women are the same cabron, stop doing too much for her. Women will never appreciate your efforts, spend that money on your mother & yourself. The worst mistake you can make as a man is to elevate a stranger you fell in love with.

Top of the league Top of UCL Carabao Semi final FA Cup third round Every Arsenal fan now ❤️

Relish the fight.

The middle-class wannabes who grew up herding goats barefoot & fighting jiggers are landing tonight speaking English with an accent that sounds like an illegal migrant somewhere in Minnesota. Mama Jayden & Shantel is currently at the supermarket buying soy sauce to marinate the