boomers paying their bill: you only had bud on tap not but light so you get 9% and I am going to spit in your face as I leave. good day millennials paying their bill: this beer? incredible. you? incredible. I'm tipping you 30%. this is my last $20 but I want you to have it

But if you live alone, how do you moisturize an out of reach sunburn?? #reasonsiwillneverlivealone

Me while driving: THE GAS IS ON THE RIGHT Also me while driving: Woah there speed racer, you're gonna cause an accident

When did wearing lingerie with jeans to go out become a thing 😂

Never using uhaul again. We were supposed to be able to pick up our truck at 8am. It's now 11:45am and our truck is finally ready on our 3rd attempt of driving to the place to pick it up. We booked this 3 weeks ago, and planned to be on the road by this point. U-Haul Cares

Your common hung over friend with a truck will be more reliable than a uhaul rental. And they'll likely be happy with beer and pizza. U-Haul Cares

RETWEET: I wanna go to @bootsandhearts 2018 August 9-12 at Burl's Creek courtesy of #KXcountry! kx947.fm/contests/view/…

As much as I love my job, it's still work, and I'm rather sad I'm already half way through my Christmas break 😥😥

When I take my lunch break at work is often determined by when my program crashes and I lose work - yes it happens that often

Khawlah Noman is only 11 years old. Instead of everyone being in an uproar about her "lie", shouldn't we be wondering how/why this came about and if there's a deeper story? Hoping it continued to be investigated more than the news has implied and that this young girl is okay.

tell people you love them more often

Ryan and I are spamming eachothers phones to send as many messages as possible for #BellLetsTalk

There's always someone willing to listen, even when you feel alone. #BellLetsTalk

I get so mad when I see people saying they cant afford to leave a custom tip of 15-20% because even as a student paying my own way, if I splurge for a night out I'm still tipping a minimum of 15% for bad service. If I cant afford the extra money to tip, I won't go out.

Yesterday, Ryan told me we need double doors on our future house so we can fit a really big Christmas tree. He has said a lot of amazing things but that's definitely up there. 😁😭🎄

I love watching food shows that claim the recipe is made with "stuff everyone always has around the house" and seeing how few items I have.

It's 7am and it's already been a long day

My hair spray bottle is used more for killing spiders than anything else

All of my profs mix up "principle" and "principal" and it really bothers me 😒