“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped…” Orwell 1984

Holy shit 10/10

wait i thought he was lowkey stupid but he’s actually stupid i’m in tears

taylor with travis and jason

taylor swift dating her biggest fan is actually how it should be. women should only date men that are completely and utterly obsessed with them.

The One Where Mutuals Get Tipsy At a Grocery Store Bar LSkell Julia Shrek

This is who the guy points at when he says “my buddy across the bar thinks you’re cute”

We both barfed (projectiled) on the rail trail in front of the LDS people trying to talk to you about Jesus

My Dewey boyyyyyy

Imagine if some guy just absolutely covered in filth sits next to you and you have to pretend to be cool with it for class consciousness reasons. Curb Your Enthusiasm scenario.

Please, Joey, no. No! Noooooo

Clanker union rep working hard

Why are men the way that they are