I could be so interesting if I just had a few hundo K

Adding everything I want and nothing I can afford to my shopping cart from ssense is such an important part of the writing process

For this year’s international women’s day I would like to say f*ck TERF’s

Me after learning I have a hemmy during my pap smear yesterday

My annual reminder that sharks get a week

I’m literally still tired from my 20s

If I don’t have a shamrock shake this weekend I’m gonna jump

workout teacher after seeing me stop multiple times in a row: “you ok?” me: “I went to a baguette party last night”

Know what Jesus and Meghan McCain have in common? They won’t stfu about their dads!!!!

She absolutely has covid

I’ve always said this

“Love my lil tribe of freaks 🤪” - hot, wealthy woman referring to her two kids and venture capitalist husband

2MORROW 💖 FIRST DAY OF SPRING 🌷 FIRST DAY OF BI PANIC 😋 8pm at Cmon Everybody hosted by me and melody kamali with UP GOOD PODCAST 🎧 julia Sureni Weerasekera + Alison Leiby! And maybe even a special guest 🕵🏻 Tickets: bit.ly/3JQCfrg

Thinking about when Marnie sang “you can be my white Kate Moss tonight” and laughing

Whoever keeps trying to hack my Twitter… can u stop …