I feel like Ed Davey was forced to cancel his holiday for the election but found a loophole

NEW: Ed Davey gives a speech on the finer points of the Liberal Democrat pension policy.

🚨 NEW: The Tories' new election broadcast shows the Union Jack flying upside down - a signal that a ship is in distress [Pippa Crerar / @Markwmw_02]

John Oliver is my new hero. No notes.

Nobody: Ed Davey:

This lady told a reform activist about himself.

Bye Liz Truss, thanks for the memories 👋

Accidentally perfect message.

"What's that thunderous sound?" I hear you say. Why, it's the noise of every fanny in the land clamping firmly shut.

A woman is killed by a man every three days in the UK “Domestic” – that word that somehow doesn’t feel adequate – because terror can also happen in the home. My thoughts on the Bushey tragedy

Why isn’t there a bald man forcibly kissing the Spanish players? Very confused

How cats be like when you bring them home from a £750 vet visit

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

Seems sus. But okay.

Dolly Parton releasing a collection of kitchenware that includes a saucepan emblazoned with "Jolene, please don't take my pan" is my kind of capitalism

Sending best wishes to the new technical head of Ticketmaster on her first day on the job #Ticketmaster

Aye, and Jesus is keeping an eye on you, you dirty bollocks

Something tells me that Trump is going to think this was a free and fair election.

New Glastonbury sign seems a little harsh.